Dab

DUNUNUNUNUNUN SCAR MAN.

(i tried to put an amazing photo of dab here but mobile scares me and i can’t add it without my screen going though multiple seizures)

this page is about dab. dab is brilliant wonderful. he is son of flaming trashcan. HE HATES STINKY TRASHCAN ABUSER. GO DIE ENDEVORE. NOBODY LIKES YOU. EXCEPT THE PEOPLE THAT LIKE YOU. THEY SHOULD STOP LIVING.

dab quotes
“>:(“ - dab whenever he sees his sperm donor

“how sad, todokidoki shoutout” - dab in forest camp training camp training camp training camp training camp training camp training camp

“bitch” - dab at everyone

“fuck” - dab constantly

“i’m not a sociopathic sparky boom boom boy” - dab, denying his true nature

“*refuses to call everybody by their real name*” - dab

“*calmly cursing every other sentence*” - also dab

“that was the funniest thing i’ve ever heard” - dab, deadpanning